Growing up, my family used to be firmly on the side of picking up our food, rather than have a delivery person come to the door. Back then delivery was more patchy compared to today. A pizza could show up stone cold, and on top of the extra wait, you had to give a cash tip of about $5, which is closer to $10 adjusted for inflation (I might be making this up but I am old now).
Elvis, sub almond butter, no bacon.