In 2026 Elon Musk’s Mars division finally made a breakthrough on the planet that looks like Nevada. Underground they found some kind of snot colony. Like the boogers on your child’s desk, except in a magnitude times one million. So he brought a sample back to Earth and they researched it in a lab. But there was a guy working in the lab named Bryan who took a sample home to try to impress his girlfriend. However, they happened to get in a fight that night so she threw the Martian Booger out the window into the garden.
What did I just read :D (... and heard ... :P)